Cim (cimness) wrote in metaquotes,
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if i am cleaning one door then people can use the one right behind them. you would think that if they walked up to the doors and saw that one was being cleaned they would turn around and exit. nope. that would make way too much sense. they just stand behind me (right beside the other door) and wait. sometimes, like today, someone will say "we can't get out. you're blocking the door."

this isn't a big deal the first 90 times it happens, but i've been hearing this nearly every day for a year. TURN AROUND. someday i think i will just stay on the ground in front of the door to see how long people will wait. i want to see them start to panic "oh god, we will be stuck here forever! if only there were another door right beside this one, through which we could escape!"

sadly, they would probably step on me instead.
-feelingcold

whole entry includes a diagram and is rather fabulous.
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