a (harbours) wrote in metaquotes,

I wanted to quote the whole thing, but...

An excerpt from the wonderfully acerbic laguera25's post-Oscar-watching journal entry, re: Sean Penn:

Sean Penn, you are a wonderful actor, and I have enjoyed the bulk of your recent work. However, I must respectfully request that you remove the stick from betwixt your butt cheeks and loosen your underwear. Winning an Oscar does not mean you must morph into a self-important, anal-retentive blowhard or Susan Sarandon. You can laugh; it's permissible under the Geneva Convention, I swear. Chris Rock was joking, and Jude Law, while a mediocre talent, is a big boy. The constant hypertension is going to kill you.

You should read the rest of it, too.
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