theladybailey on convincing her Harley-owning neighbor to sex her up:
"I mean, if I put enough candles in our basement, lock the door, and somehow find a pipe organ I think we'd be getting somewhere. Right? Right. Good. Basement has a tendancy to flood in the back, that can be my lake and I can get a mini-boat or something. Phantom of the Basement, here I come! BWHA."