I was running around, and not using my head
Well, holy shit, it's seems that i'm dead.
(Large "EeeEeeEeeeeewhoooOOOOP?" sound fills the place via conveinantly placed PA systems all over the place.)
Please don't die.....
Hey! It's cool!
I HAD ANOTHER GUY!!
We can't believe it! He had another guy?!
But we just saw that bastard die!!
The whole thread is gold, including a letter about how playing Super Mario Bros nearly got him killed