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From a_hollow_year's post (there's some other amusing stuff there too):



olestros: I love this coat! Cows died so I could have it, but it's still awesome.
qfish: I thought it was made from cats.
havelock: You killed a cat for your coat?!
a_hollow_year: You sick fuck.
olestros: You are a horrible person, Res.
a_hollow_year: At least I don't kill cats to make coats.
olestros: >:O!!! IT IS NOT MADE OF CATS. You know what's going to happen to you when you die, Res?
a_hollow_year: I'll be reincarnated?
olestros: Yes. As a CAT. In one of those third world countries and someone will skin you to make SHOES.
a_hollow_year: ...you mean like you killed that cat to make your coat?
havelock: You killed a cat for your coat?!
olestros: Wait! No! I want a do-over!
a_hollow_year: Okay, okay, do-over, rewind.
olestros: You know what's going to happen to you when you die, Res?
a_hollow_year: I'll be reincarnated?
olestros: Yes. As a CAT. And someone will skin you to make SHOES.
a_hollow_year: ...you mean like you killed that cat to make your coat?
havelock: You killed a cat for your coat?!
olestros: Wait a minute...
qfish: I don't think that worked.
olestros: Okay, okay! One more time. Do you know what's going to happen to you when you die, Res?
a_hollow_year: I'll be reincarnated?
olestros: NO! You will CEASE TO EXIST.
a_hollow_year: You mean like that cat did when you killed it to make your coat?
havelock: You killed a cat for your coat?!?

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