if this is the case, why in the name of all that is fucking holy are they
standing beside a table with little wicker baskets full of sweet-n-low talking
to some cretin about bands that weren't cool 8 years ago and have only gotten
less so since then, instead of being up to their elbows in all of the emo
poontang that pretending to play guitar for a band nobody has ever heard of
because it doesn't exist will supposedly get you?