figgiesblazin: You make me hot at night.
lugubrious_ness: You know thats not true. You use me for cookies and sex. Do the cookies make you feel ranchy?
figgiesblazin: raunchy? Why yes, they make me feel "ranchy." You know, gonna go herd some cattle...
I laughed. A lot. Then replied as well:
raesa: ranchy... i want to eat you up with chips! you sexy thang!