Christopher (cpip) wrote in metaquotes,
Christopher
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really_bad_egg, praying for a bad RPer:

May the twin gods of Spelling and Punctuation take this poor sinner and stand her upon the kitchen footstool of shame. And may the mighty god Thesaurus stand just a little way away and peer between his thumb and his forefinger, so that the poor sinner's head appears to be crushed between them. And may he cry: "I'm squeezing your head! I'm squeezing your head!" unto the sinner until the world is old and the stars go dark. And in this way may the sinner be justly punished.
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