Today I almost made a very cute drama major cry with my Mad Parking Skillz. Dammit, they don't pay me enough to have parking guilt! :o( However, two guys tried to fool me with the old-tickets-on-the-windshield trick, and I towed them both with glee. Mwah hah hah!!! That'll teach 'em to start shit in my lot when I'm wielding the Ticketing Thingy of Doom.