I Can Kill You With My Brain (telaryn) wrote in metaquotes,
I Can Kill You With My Brain

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Happy Valentine's Day!

crevette takes on The Village People!

With pictures.

And bonus links to her other reviews (including Night Travels).

There is so much more I must choke down besides her being a supermodel. I must also buy into Steve Guttenburg being her platonic roommate/housesitter. And then I have to buy into the Village People being STRAIGHT! Yes, STRAIGHT! Almost every scene with the Village Pipples in them has random women who have no other job but to stand next to the Village Peeps, drape themselves all over these men in FREAKING COWBOY AND INDIAN COSTUMES and make them look Hetero! They don't speak. They don't do anything except try to beard the guys and it just doesn't work. It's like Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloo.... erm.. Did I say that out loud? Nevermind.
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