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meandean I recommend an old stand-by: get a hold of some herbicide and write "DOGS FUCKED THE POPE" on their front lawn.
And a response from lukadia: Holy shit, what a mental image. the holy one struggling feebly to rise to his feet amid the canine throng, one palsied skeletal hand reaching upward as if to beseech the heavens...
and then the saint bernards show up.