In adjectivegirl's journal:</span>
Your uterus is the size of your fist.
Your heart is the size of your fist.
Your bladder is the size of your fist.
Perfectly cylindrical strands of hair are straight.
Flat, ribbon-like strands of hair are curly.
Oval (somewhere in between flat and round) strands of hair are kinky."
To which adjectivegirl responds:
"And must be spanked! ::runs away::"