Kris (yankee_pie) wrote in metaquotes,
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cabari, here, regarding this article about a German zoo bringing in female penguins to tempt its homosexual birds into forming heterosexual pairs:

Whatever. You know those girl penguins are sitting around eating kippers, arguing over which of the boys makes the cutest couple (I'd make the argument for the ones that adopted the stone, myself), writing slash fic about them and just generally being good penguin hags.

"Oooh, did you hear? Tux bitch-flippered Opus this morning! Opus, poor love, he's been squawking about it all bloody morning."
"Well I hope they stay together. At least for the stone's sake!"
"You're always on about that stone."
"Well it's only young yet!"
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