Irony (ironychan) wrote in metaquotes,
Irony
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instrumentality, via pottersues:

forget gandalf vs dumbledore... i want to see the whine-off of the century: wormtongue vs wormtail!

"i'm the most evil traitorous henchman!"
"no, I'M the most evil traitorous henchman!"
"i made the king go mental!"
"i got my best friend killed!"
"... well.. that is pretty evil..."

*two hours later, over beers and shots of ogden's old firewhiskey*

"have you ever gotten laid?"
*peter shakes his head sadly*
"me neither. damnit! why do women never fall for the evil traitorous henchmen?!"
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