About Draco Malfoy and the Potter-books: "And she read them all again, and found her love waxed exceeding fervent, for Draco Malfoy was Clearly Misunderstood, as well as being a Bona Fide Little Bastard, and also lame in a way that made Maya want to pet him. And quoth Maya to all her friends, I Love Him, and quoth Maya's friends to Maya, You Child-Molesting Pervert. And Maya sighed, for they did not comprehend."
Additionally, the name "adventure pants" leads me to expect far more than a pair of drawstring cargos. A vibrating buttplug in the back seams, perhaps, or a hidden pocket for handcuffs and a riding crop. "Adventure pants" means excitement! Danger! Sexxx! It doesn't mean "drawstring cargos".