Emmelise (no_tienes_razon) wrote in metaquotes,
Emmelise
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You can never have too many batteries...

"Dear CompUSA,
Thank you for having a lovely sale today, that was a nice suprise. However, your battery selection is a bit...off, if I do say so myself. I wanted 3 AAA batteries, but was expecting to buy four since that's how battery companies do things. However, I could only purchase packages with EIGHTY HILLION-JILLION batteries in them. Nobody needs eighty hillion-jillion AAA batteries. Nobody needs eighty hillion-jillion AA batteries. So now I have one hundred and sixty hillion-jillion batteries, when I only needed FOUR. That is forty hillion-jillion times too many batteries. That is WAAAAY too many batteries."

Taken with permission from the glorious i_am_that_is, here
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