and still, the lobster held on (pirouette) wrote in metaquotes,
and still, the lobster held on

It must not be forgotten that the feline is a killer!

From a public post: Why don't the Jehovah's Witnesses don't want you to own cats?

Christianity has many denominations and sects, some of them more...colorful than others. And the Jehovah's Witnesses have long held a reputation as one of the most "colorful" of them all. But really...REALLY...even I didn't think they were THIS CRAZY!

History shows that cats were most likely present at this tragic party that Jehovah did not approve of.

It must be nice to be able to throw around the word "history" whenever you make a reference to something you have no proof of.

Clearly, God disapproved of this 'birthday' party.

And clearly, it was not because one of His servants was beheaded, but because Herod was a cat person.

-stokerbramwell comments on a JW esaay on why people should not own cats:

find the rest of the commentary here: You read it here first, folks. Cats are Satanic. eta: just so people know, stokerbramwell is making fun of a hoax.
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