Personally, I think [the USA] ought to turn money-designing responsibility over to a committee consisting of Elton John, a small collection of Japanese rock stars, and several elected drag queen representatives. If we're going to redesign American money to make it more interesting, we should just run with it. Screw this "Look! We used two colors of green!" thing, the American people want neon pink, sequins, and feathers!
When I heard Bush appointing his wife to the job of dealing with the problems facing inner city youths I tossed out the drinking game and just started mainlining heroin.