"You know about the brothel they uncovered in Pompeii? They had wall decorations of what services they offered. They're really funny. You should look for them on the internet. One of them involved a fish."
Why yes my art history teacher did just tell us to look up classical bestiality on the internet. EDIT: and yeah, I AM looking it up, too. Haha those ancient ... Greeks. Pompeiians. Whatever.