Hard Knocks and Pop Rocks (hallwayjulie) wrote in metaquotes,
Hard Knocks and Pop Rocks
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Laura's got street cred!

freedomfry recaps the State of the Union address.

BUSH: We should make sure that embryos are never grown in farms and used to make arms and legs and stuff like you’ve seen on the Sci-Fi channel because as everyone knows, first comes the immoral scientists and then comes the aliens and soon we’re all pledging allegiance to some green-skinned freak that only pretends to be human.

CHENEY: *looks uncomfortable*

and

Anyway. I propose a three-year initiative tonight that would work to keep young men out of jails, headed by someone who really understands what it’s like to be a black man growing up in the inner cities: my wife, Laura Bush.
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