Syagria (idadebeautreux) wrote in metaquotes,
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My sister eudo reports this from a conversation with her boyfriend. (With permission.)


I was greeted at the door by my boyfriend and his dinner-smelling breath (ramen noodles, Ritz & pepperoni). So I gave him a kiss hello, thought for a second after backing away from him, then said:

Me: You taste like a cracker...
[BF gives me an odd look.]
Me: ... perhaps that is because you are Caucasian.
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