Where's the holographic picture of the Glorious Leader? Where's all the interesting spangly bits down the middle, what price the ghostly head that only appears when held up to the sun? WHERE IS THE LOVE, PEOPLE?
I've seen disney videos with more authenticity! Well I tell you now, this just won't cut it Americans.
In Europe we like our money to be an interactive experience. The 10 Euro note for instance comes with a pop-out dress your own pope on one side, and on the other a picture of the Queen in a bikini, which floats off when you tip it to the side.