A conversation that just took place between myself and Tim:
Jessica: I don't know why I feel so blah right now. I just don't feel like doing anything right now.
Tim: Well, you've had one hell of a week, lady.
Jessica: But not really.
Tim: Well, let's see. You've had major oral surgery, rabies shots, a pap smear, and a rectal exam. What more does it take?