Maybe I'll just write porn for awhile until the urge goes away."
"It's a TV dinner for christ's sake. Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Reduce power to medium (50%) and microwave for 7 minutes. Right, and while I'm at it, why don't I go program the VCR to display movies in Esperanto."
tsuki_no_bara: "it has just come to my attention that today my undies and my shirt are the same color. i didn't do it on purpose - i'm never this coordinated."
cicirossi: "*raises brow* so who brought your undies to your attention?"
Tsuki: "uh...i had to go to the ladies' room? and went "oh, look, i match." what, you think i'm flashing the office? O.O"
Cici: "Well I did wonder... quickie by the coffeepot? embarrassing loss of underwear elastic so they fell down? Forget to put on pants before going to work?
One never knows..."
Tsuki: "the life i lead in your brain is clearly more exciting than the life i lead in my own brain.
...can i move in? :>"