Yesterday, I was talking to silver_n_cloved about how I hated celebrities in general, and the only one I respected was Celine Dion, but only out of fear. Then I made a comment about Canadians have super powers. Well, last night I had this dream where I was driving along this dirt road (which one can only assume was supposed to be Canada or something), when suddenly, CELINE FUCKING DION bursts out of the bushes alongside the road with a perfume atomizer and then proceeds to spray perfume right in the road in front of me. The entire road in front of me turned to ice. I made a sudden u-turn to avoid driving over it, but Celine suddenly appeared behindme and sprayed more perfume, making more ice, and causing me to slide off the road and into a tree.
CELINE DION TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME IN MY SLEEP. With ICE no less- my greatest fear!
This is surely some sort of twisted omen of the apocalypse! Either that, or I need to stop drinking tea before bed.
With permission from bigbear4xl:
I'm still deabting whether or not to actually go. In all honesty, I had very few friends in high school, and while a part of me feels it would be interesting to see the few friends I did have again, another part of me is thinking the last thing I want to experience is the full throttle ecstasy of high school degradation at age 38.