And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

apocalypsos: Seeing as how I'm bored (and frankly, momentarily stunned at Kyan's wonder the man plays for the other team, he has his very own bat).... All three female residents of this apartment thought it was enough of a waste when all we could see were the washboard abs. Then suddenly, there was SPEEDO. I hereby amend my personal rule about how even if a guy looks good in a Speedo, he still shouldn't wear one. I think Kyan looks so good in one he should wear one morning, noon, night, every day in between and twice during Christmas mass. (And the first person to respond to this with any three-word sentences featuring "Kyan," "is," and "gay" gets trout-walloped into next Halloween.)

wenchamok: Ooh, if it's Halloween, that that means it won't be so fucking hot! Woohoo! KYAN IS GAY!!!!!

crimsonspin: Who is Kyan?

apocalypsos: *gasps* He's on Queer Eye. Little Miss Slash Person, are you telling me you haven't see Queer Eye yet? Kyan's the hottie grooming guy. Who apparently has a Little Kyan who pisses off all the other penises by getting on the amusement park rides without an adult.

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