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unibones
swear_jar wrote in metaquotes
Seriously, I find the concept of betting on the failures of somebody's love life hilarious. That could be because I'm going to die a bitter, lonely old husk of a man who owns a dog and a shotgun to shoot trespassers with. And goes lawnbowling, because that's a geezer sport.

To avoid this fate, I plan to die at 35 in a deep fryer accident. In death, I will be delicious.

Not to mention crunchy. I recommend some mesquite seasoning.
- lsaii, here.


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Lovely turn of phrase there. *giggles*

I think curry might be a better mask for the bitterness. Or maybe that odd blend I picked up at Save-a-Lot called "Soul Seasoning."

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