friendly neighbourhood spidey pan (lelola) wrote in metaquotes,
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From moogle_tey in a locked post (with premission):

Instead of blaming God for all the bad things I do, I think I will now blame Celebrities. XD

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I'll blame celebrities AND God - at the same time! BWAHAHAH! It's genius! XD I'll never be responsible again!

Tey, did you finish that budget report?
Nooo, I'm afraid I didn't.
What?
It wasn't my fault, it was God's and...Vanilla Ice's fault.

Tey you just hit that old lady with your car.
Diana Ross made me do it.

Tey, look at this mess. What do you have to say for yourself?
...it's a miracle! It's a miracle! I produced my third miracle, line me up for sainthood! XD
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