WTF?!!!! NO! NO TRADING MIENTKIEWICZ! I forbid them to trade Mientkiewicz! Mientkiewicz is my favorite! Admittedly, that's only because his name is "Mientkiewicz", but he's still my favorite. I mean, come on. You can't trade someone whose name is "Mientkiewicz" for someone whose name is "BLADERGROEN"! That's just fucked, yo. "Bladergroen"? Where does one even start? We Sox fans only just learned how to say "Mientkiewicz"!
(I find it cute, because my name is oddly close to Mientkiewicz. And also, I'm from Massachusetts. *le sigh*)