I'd become the Minister Of Christian Propaganda. I'd make WWJD TV commercials. Like this
A big house full of popular-looking teens. They are all quite drunk and party and seem to be enjoying themselves. Christian party music is playing in the backround. Suddenly one guy rushes into the room and screams "Dudes, we are out of booze!". The party freezes, the music stops. Everyone looks depressed. "What Would Jesus Do?" fades in in big biblical-looking letters."
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