This might have been posted before. I haven't seen it, so sorry if I'm being a bit redundant. Whole entry is here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/nemo_wistar/35429.html?view=242021#t242021 It's a MST of the Chick Tract "The Little Bride." I'm cutting for religious jokes. The whole thing is worth reading.
I can write an entry here that says 500 people saw me launch a plague of locusts out of my ass, but guess what? Only after a binge at Taco Bell, kiddo.