Emily (foresthouse) wrote in metaquotes,
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spaceball, on the uses of rosary beads:


Patronizing the Arts

We were walking through the Gardner Museum yesterday, when I started talking about anal beads. I pointed to a display of rosaries and asked her, my expert on all things Catholic, if the rosary was another sexual secret.

She rolled her eyes, trying to ignore me, but I pressed on.

"That's dangerous. They could fall off and get stuck inside. The beads are so small you might never notice if you're missing one or two."

Dryly, she said:

"It's a concern. That's why we spend so much time counting them."
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