"MOMMY! MOOOOMMMYYYYY!!! INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT THERE IS SOMETHIIIIIINNNNG!! OUUUUTTSIIIIIDE!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IIIISSS! BUT IT'S ON MY PORCH! MINE! MY PORCH! GET! OFF! MY! PORCH! NOOOOOWWW!!"
Cause I guess my neighbor left his cat, Squeaker, outside for the night (or he's working nightshift, and jsut didn't let her in before he left)--whatever, I have some old boxes still on my back porch from when I moved in, so when it's raining (like now) Squeaker sleeps in them.
This does not sit well with Ripley.
She starts trying to claw the glass out of the windows with the whole "I keel you! I keel you so bad! I claw yo' eyes out, biatch! I don't care if I don't got claws, cause I can still keel you with the LOUD! Oh bitch, you wish you was dead by the claws because I gots the LOOOUUUUUD! I IS SO LOOOUUUUUDDD!!"