UNGH THE SOLILOQUY (eikichi_onizuka) wrote in metaquotes,
UNGH THE SOLILOQUY
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We Southerners make for good comedy

From the journal of my very funny friend niarbehtnozyob:

So, my English goes straight to hell whenever I'm around my family. On my way home from class today, I went to Miss Julie's house. Her name is Iola, but they call her Julie. And she's my cousin, but I don't know how. And she's 80something, but nobody's really sure 80howmany. Anyway, we were just shooting the breeze, and honest to god, this sentence came out of my actual mouth:

Ain't GranGran used ta stay way cross town wit MayBell nem down long side da crick?

AHHH! WHAT IS THAT! Like I ate stupid rocks for breakfast. I wanted to go wash my mouth out with soap.
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