Jeff: Is anything on tonight?
Amber: Well, it's Monday...
Me: I think maybe Jeff going over to the dark side might be on tonight.
Jeff: You know, I was about to suggest that show myself.
*a little later*
Jeff: You know, I'm glad I'm going over to the dark side. Those Jedis are dicks! That Jedi in my party, she's a real bitch. I'm glad I'm being rude to her.