"When *you* buy a new cape, or wreck the Fortress and have
to repair it - again - you deduct it in the year it
happens, not the year you pay for it. Because your first
accountant was obviously on crack."
"My first accountant was Batman."
"Well, that's your problem. Never let a paranoid insomniac
vigilante do your taxes."
Link to full fic (rated NC-17, sorry, chryx!): http://www.livejournal.com/users/celli/144079.html#cutid1