WyldThyng (wyldthyng) wrote in metaquotes,
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adventures in masturbation

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Hi all! ~waves~ :^D

In bad_sex, mc_dork regales us with tales of (mis)adventures in masturbation, here:

The whole thing is hilarious, I'm not quite sure WHAT to quote, so I'll give you a few delicacies to sample before you dive right in:

I'm 11, I have no clue that the thingie between my legs is for anything other than seeing how far you can pee.

All the men reading this know that point, the damn thing won't stop standing up and looking around everytime the wind changes, and you have no idea what to do about it.
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