REPORTER 2: "Damien Hurst, Times Literary Supplement. Can you confirm or deny reports that you tried to negotiate your way into a lesbian bar yesterday?"
I can confirm it, yes, but sadly most of the negotiating was with Dave and Paul. Paul agreed to go to the lesbian bar, but only if he could sing the lumberjack song. Dave, however, just didn't feel like going so we had to sing the lumberjack song on the way home instead. Next!
-- pontius (read the whole post, it's all good)