Great Job, Larry. (fuckthesystem13) wrote in metaquotes,
Great Job, Larry.
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"maybe he likes angry sex"

The following is a conversation someone had with their mother on which of the Harry Potter characters would be best in bed. You heard right. If you want to read the whole post, which I highly recommend if you need a good laugh, here it is. Now SHUT UP AND READ.

"J: You know, Seeker's probably only like quickies. He probably pre-ejaculates too.

M: HE DOES NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU I HATE YOU HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HARRY WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU I BET HE'S REALLY SWEET AND ROMANTIC - boohisshiss

J: And on top of that he's too angsty.

M: How would that affect him in the sac? Maybe he's just kinky.

J: Maybe he likes angry sex."


and...

"M: What about Lucius?

J: *considers it for a long moment* No, I bet he has a small penis.

M: BAHAHAHA

J: That's why he's so mean. He's actually insecure."



Hope that made someone's day better. I know it did for me.
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