(to the tune of "The Noble Duke of York")
Oh, my brother is a douchebag
Of this I can be sure
Because he killed the battery of my car by leaving the lights on all night and then trashed the basement so now Mom's grumbling in a really ominous way that means she's finally figured out that we've graduated from "semi-helpless children" to "squatters on her property"....
...and now I can't think of anything that rhymes with "sure!"
- Here phoenixchilde sings a little ditty about bratty brothers.