freaky like the daughter of a pastor (blackperson) wrote in metaquotes,
freaky like the daughter of a pastor

As a current squatter, I've seen that look on my mother's face before

*clears throat*

(to the tune of "The Noble Duke of York")
Oh, my brother is a douchebag
Of this I can be sure
Because he killed the battery of my car by leaving the lights on all night and then trashed the basement so now Mom's grumbling in a really ominous way that means she's finally figured out that we've graduated from "semi-helpless children" to "squatters on her property"....
...and now I can't think of anything that rhymes with "sure!"

- Here phoenixchilde sings a little ditty about bratty brothers.
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