"me: thank you for calling EB Games...(insert cheesy phone intro here)
her: hi...yes...do you have any game boxes?
me: game boxes?
me: sure...we have lots of those.
her: really? how much?
me: i can give you as many as you need. they're free.
her: you're kidding! they're $150 everywhere else...
me: oh...you mean XBoxes?!
her: uh...I guess...is that what they're called?
me: yes...and those are $150...i thought you meant just plain boxes the games go in.
her: do you have any?
I totally knew what she meant the entire time, but it was fun to play."
Customer service calls are great. :D