And now... the most dramatic post of the day...
Are you ready?
You sure?
Positive?
Well... okay... I'd better cut this to avoid offending anybody. Hold on...
Okay!
(cut text=Prepare for the flames, people...)
Okay, so, how do you know when a turkey is defrosted?
What?
Okay, I just wanted to make sure you'd answer the question. But seriously. How do you know?