Tomorrow I'm going to wear a skirt.
I own a skirt, see. One I've barely ever worn. It's very pretty and very flattering--short, beige, pleated. I'm going to find a cute shirt that hugs all the right places, and maybe wear a little lipstick and a hat, and stockings and heels.
The next day I'm going to slick back my hair, wear dog tags and big loose pants and a buttondown shirt with a tie, and possibly a suit jacket.
I think my true gender identity is WTF.