adam (adamosity) wrote in metaquotes,
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christmas thoughts

Courtesy of silly_rabbot on a possible christmas scnerario:

9b. When all gifts are found and partner is satisfied, or when no gifts are found because partner was killed in a horrible car accident, don oversized sheep pattern long underwear, pan of fudge, and retreat to corner. Leave corner eventually, don former outfit, retrieve all gifts, and drive to hustler club, lending free admission to several people in line via their toys for tots for tickets promotion. Some child in baltimore will be fortunate to possess a BRAND NEW road atlas. Some child will think back to you with gratitude. Enter club and seek employment. Denied employment, wander down baltimore street in same inappropriate clothing in manic persuasions and get kidnapped and die.

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