I opened my balcony blinds just now. On the large window of the apartment across from us, the words "Jesus Is Lord" are written in bold letters that cover the entire floor to ceiling window, accented by stylized snowflakes. I have no objection to this whatsoever, you understand. But I now know for certain (as if there were ever any doubt) that I'm filled with evil and malice: my first instinct was to go dig out some shoe polish and write "Cthulhu Is Lord" on our identical window and decorate with tentacles, skulls, and cross-bones. Just to balance the neighborhood perspective, you know.