A couple of the responses to a quiz on religion that made me laugh out loud, and which I thought went well together:
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?
i think they're pretty much like, "dude i don't exist" , "dude, neither do i." , "dude, people are stupid." , "dude, i know."
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?
"oh. shit i was wrong wasn't i?"
"fuck. is there a hell then?"
"*goes to hell*"