Overheard on one of my mailing lists after a user complained about another's tendency not to title his messages, thereby pinging everyone's spam filters:
>> PS: Toby, thank you for including a subject line in your posts. I hate
>> unexpectedly seeing the word 'penis' in 36pt type when I open my e-mail.
36! Is That All? If you'd like I can redirect some email I've been getting that promises to make it at least 72 pts.