All emo from my impeachment (brooding_soul) wrote in metaquotes,
All emo from my impeachment
brooding_soul
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"You Are So Markie Post In Every Lifetime Movie"

From a locked post in yep_i_am_dennis's journal, with permission:


seraphic_slayer: And no Drunken Dennis.
seraphic_slayer: You're only killing yourself from the inside out! ::sob::
yep_i_am_dennis: GET OFF MY BACK BITCH!!! ::throws mirror at you"
seraphic_slayer: I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! ::packs bag:: I'M GOING TO MY SISTER'S HOUSE, YOU BASTARD!!!!
seraphic_slayer: ::sobs::
yep_i_am_dennis: FINE! AND WHEN HER HUSBAND MOLESTS YOU AGAIN AND YOU HAVE YOUR 12th KID DONT COME BACK CRYING TO ME!
seraphic_slayer: ::sobs some more::
yep_i_am_dennis: YOU AND THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!
yep_i_am_dennis: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!! *THROWS EMPTY BOTTLE OF VODKA AT YOUR HEAD*
seraphic_slayer: ::sobs and calls cops on cell phone::
seraphic_slayer: And vodka? You ARE a dirty drunk.
yep_i_am_dennis: *SMASHES YOUR CELL PHONE AND SITS ON YOU* YOU ALWAYS HURT ME! WHY!
yep_i_am_dennis: AND YOU ALWYAS MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!1
yep_i_am_dennis: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!
seraphic_slayer: You're sitting on ME and I always hurt YOU?!
yep_i_am_dennis: god I seen tomany lifetime movies.
seraphic_slayer: And you wonder why I want Stockard Channing to play you all the time.
yep_i_am_dennis: LOL
yep_i_am_dennis: ::CUT TO THE END OF THE MOVIE:::
yep_i_am_dennis: JAE I LOVE YOU! IM SORRY! I GOT CANCER! ::dies::
seraphic_slayer: DENNIS I LOVE YOU TOO! WE'VE RECONCILED OUR DIFFERENCE, LEARNED THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, AND BURIED YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER (as opposed to your live one) TOGETHER DURING WHICH YOU LEARNED THAT YOUR DRINKING ONLY HURTS THOSE AROUND YOU......AND I'VE GOT A WOMAN'S DISEASE!!! ::dies too::
yep_i_am_dennis: ::credits roll and some sad song by Celine Dion plays::
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