By popular consensus, I am apparently Lawful Good. Which sucks. Nobody kicks it LG style besides paladins, really. And would anyone invite a paladin to a party? I don't think so. Not unless you needed a designated knight. "Hey Sturm, can you watch my purse?" "Hey Sturm, Mandy's puking again, can you drive us home?" "Hey Sturm, can I get you another ginger ale?"
It's not fair! I wanna be Chaotic Good like all the cool kids.