lots42 said about Swedish Fish:
Some people SAY it's a candy. I say it is solidified Cthullu sperm.
And canthlian said:
With gummy bears, I am particularly cruel. I get their heads and their butts between my index finger and my thumb, and push them backwards into a spine-cracking position. When their bellies are exposed to me in a gesture of total submission, I put the slightest touch of saliva on it. The saliva quickly starts to break them down, eating them in half from the inside.
I am a bad, bad man.